Funny business names in the Philippines

Got this from one of my Yahoo Groups. I think there’s a compilation that already exists somewhere, but it’s so hilarious I couldn’t resist posting here, hehe.

  • Parlor in San Juan is named : Cut & Face
  • Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas : Starduck
  • Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija :  Violybee
  • Internet cafe opened among squatters named : Cafe Pindot
  • In Manila , there’s a laundry named : Summa Cum Laundry
  • Petshop in Ortigas : Pussies and Bitches
  • A pet shop in Kamuning : Pakita Mo Pet Mo
  • Bakery : Bread Pit
  • Bank in Alabang : Alabank
  • Restaurant in Pampanga named : Mekeni Rogers
  • Restaurant in Pasig : Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Marikina
  • A boxing gym : Blow Jab
  • A tombstone maker in Antipolo : Lito Lapida
  • A copy center in Sikatuna Village called : Pakopya ni Edgar
  • A beer house in Cavite called : Chickpoint
  • Laundromat in Sikatuna : Star Wash : Attack of the  Clothes
  • Internet cafe in Taguig named :  N@kopi@
  • Name of a kambingan :  Sa Goat Kita
  • A salon somewhere : Curl Up And Dye
  • A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan : Gee Congee
  • A water refilling station in Dapitan named : Wa-Thirst
  • A store selling feeds for chickens : Robocock
  • Shoe repair in Marikina :  Dr. Shoe-Bago
  • Shoe repair store along Commonwealth: SHOEPERMAN: We will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you
  • Petshop : Petness First
  • Flower shop : Susan’s Roses
  • Taxicab : Income Taxi
  • A 2nd hand watch store : 2nd Time Around
  • A squid stall in a wet market : Pusit to the Limit
  • A shrimp store : Hipon Coming Back
  • A gay lawyer’s extension office: Nota Republic
  • A ceiling installer : Kisame Street
  • A car repair shop : Bangga ka ‘day?
  • An aquatic pet store in Malolos: Fish Be With You
  • A fishball cart named : Poke Poke
  • A beauty salon: Saudia Hairlines
  • A bakery : Anak Ng Tinapay
  • A resto along Mayon road in Manila : May Lisa Eatery
  • Laundry shop : Wash Your Problem
  • This mobile massage business name isn’t funny, but their slogan is: Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching
  • Ice cream parlor: Dila Lang Ang Katapat
  • Chicharon store: Chicha Hut
  • Neighborhood pizza store: Pizza Hot
  • A fishball cart near UST: Eat My Balls
  • A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: Pinoy Big Barber
  • A Resto : The Last Supper
  • A goto resto : Goto Ko Pa!
  • A peanut vendor’s cart with a funny name : Mani ni Papa
  • A gym in Malolos : Gaymann Fitness Center
  • My brother’s party needs business : Balloon-Balloonan
  • A Chinese restaurant in Pasig: Lah-Fang
  • A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina:  Dina Fresh Chicken
  • An actual bait and tackle shop in U.S.: The Master Baiter
  • Panaderia : Trimonay Bakeshop
  • Salon : Hair Dot Comb
  • Peanut wholesaler outlet in Laloma : Mani Pakyaw

7 Responses to “Funny business names in the Philippines”

  1. nyahahaha. :) oh, from eph here

  2. Hey Lorela! Thanks for dropping by and for linking my blog to yours. I already linked your blog here too. :)

  3. OMG!

    Justine, this is really funny! I saw two eatery on the way to Antipolo. One is named, “Kusina ng Ina mo” while the other is called, “Kusina ng Ina mo Rin”


    Needless to say, ang sexy mo ‘day sa mga photos mo! Ahahaha. *wink*

  4. Pa-picture naman nung eatery pagdaan mo uli sa Antipolo! :D

    Yung sa photos…flaunt it if you have it, hehehe. :P

  5. Hi!I think this blog is good!I found it on Google,I will surely come back! :D

  6. nice one! hehehe. idol ko talaga ang katalinuhan a pagka creative ng mga PINOY! hehehe. MABUHAY!!!

  7. JC Brown Says:

    meron din dito sa Daraga, Albay. water refilling station:

    “2Big U : Thirst come thirst serve!” :p

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