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RANDY ORTON IS A PUSSY

Posted in WWE on November 7, 2007 by Justine

Shawn Michaels has been kicking Randy Orton’s ass, or rather, chin, on Raw these past few weeks. The Heartbreak Kid made good on his promise to get back at Orton for nearly destroying his career several months ago, and so far, HBK has been wiping the sweaty floor of the squared circle with The Legend Killer’s pompous face. Their recent match on Raw is no different, as Michaels took down Orton with his fatal Sweet Chin Music, with the help of former DX partner Triple H.

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Now the bawling Randy Orton has requested, nay demanded, Raw General Manager William Regal to ban the Sweet Chin Music from the upcoming Survivor Series, and Regal already agreed to it.

Orton is such a pussy. What about those times when he was savagely beating up his opponents and was “killing” the legends by punting them repeatedly to the head, something he did to HBK and nearly cost Shawn his career? The memory of Shawn being carried out on a stretcher after Orton knocked him unconcious is something that HBK’s fans will never forget. So how come he wants to cut down the HBK’s bag of tricks now that the wheel of fate has been reversed?

Pussy. I say, if they should ban the Sweet Chin Music, Regal should also ban Randy’s punting the head of his opponents. It’s only fair.