Got this from one of my Yahoo Groups. I think there’s a compilation that already exists somewhere, but it’s so hilarious I couldn’t resist posting here, hehe.
- Parlor in San Juan is named : Cut & Face
- Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas : Starduck
- Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija : Violybee
- Internet cafe opened among squatters named : Cafe Pindot
- In Manila , there’s a laundry named : Summa Cum Laundry
- Petshop in Ortigas : Pussies and Bitches
- A pet shop in Kamuning : Pakita Mo Pet Mo
- Bakery : Bread Pit
- Bank in Alabang : Alabank
- Restaurant in Pampanga named : Mekeni Rogers
- Restaurant in Pasig : Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Marikina
- A boxing gym : Blow Jab
- A tombstone maker in Antipolo : Lito Lapida
- A copy center in Sikatuna Village called : Pakopya ni Edgar
- A beer house in Cavite called : Chickpoint
- Laundromat in Sikatuna : Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes
- Internet cafe in Taguig named : N@kopi@
- Name of a kambingan : Sa Goat Kita
- A salon somewhere : Curl Up And Dye
- A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan : Gee Congee
- A water refilling station in Dapitan named : Wa-Thirst
- A store selling feeds for chickens : Robocock
- Shoe repair in Marikina : Dr. Shoe-Bago
- Shoe repair store along Commonwealth: SHOEPERMAN: We will HEEL you, save your SOLE, and even DYE for you
- Petshop : Petness First
- Flower shop : Susan’s Roses
- Taxicab : Income Taxi
- A 2nd hand watch store : 2nd Time Around
- A squid stall in a wet market : Pusit to the Limit
- A shrimp store : Hipon Coming Back
- A gay lawyer’s extension office: Nota Republic
- A ceiling installer : Kisame Street
- A car repair shop : Bangga ka ‘day?
- An aquatic pet store in Malolos: Fish Be With You
- A fishball cart named : Poke Poke
- A beauty salon: Saudia Hairlines
- A bakery : Anak Ng Tinapay
- A resto along Mayon road in Manila : May Lisa Eatery
- Laundry shop : Wash Your Problem
- This mobile massage business name isn’t funny, but their slogan is: Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is watching
- Ice cream parlor: Dila Lang Ang Katapat
- Chicharon store: Chicha Hut
- Neighborhood pizza store: Pizza Hot
- A fishball cart near UST: Eat My Balls
- A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: Pinoy Big Barber
- A Resto : The Last Supper
- A goto resto : Goto Ko Pa!
- A peanut vendor’s cart with a funny name : Mani ni Papa
- A gym in Malolos : Gaymann Fitness Center
- My brother’s party needs business : Balloon-Balloonan
- A Chinese restaurant in Pasig: Lah-Fang
- A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: Dina Fresh Chicken
- An actual bait and tackle shop in U.S.: The Master Baiter
- Panaderia : Trimonay Bakeshop
- Salon : Hair Dot Comb
- Peanut wholesaler outlet in Laloma : Mani Pakyaw
