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As soon as I heard that there is a mass revival of the original songs of the Eraserheads, I went over my head just to hear the latest rehash of the songs of my favorite pinoy band.
I’m so sorry, but the revivals totally sucked. I mean, what on earth were they thinking?!?! Do the execs who produced this shit know that anything that comes from the Eraserheads should NEVER be mishandled, lest they risk the ire of the band’s legions of fans?
I was incensed, because most of the songs revived for “Ultraelectromagneticjam” failed big time to live up to the original versions. Ok, no one can really measure up to the Heads themselves, but they should have, at the very least, presented a competent revival of the songs.
The worthy ones:
The covers are mostly trash except for a notable few, who creatively reworked the songs and made it their own (well, almost). Hands up for Radioactive Sago Project, whose rendition of “Alkohol” was the best thing I’ve heard from this compilation. Lourd de Veyra and his crew successfully fused their jazzy, funky musical style with the song. Never mind if Lourd droned instead of sung the lyrics, the outcome was lively, original and fabulous.
I also liked Francis M’s take on “Superproxy.” This song is one of my favorites from the “Cutterpillow” album. The decision to turn the latter part of the song into rap was a very smart one, and who else is more qualified to deliver ‘em rap lines than the original Pinoy rapper? Francis M rapped the song in an all-Filipino manner, with none of those “yo nigga!” attitude that recent hip-hop rappers try so hard to emulate (with no success at all)
I am not a fan of Kitchie Nadal, but surprisingly, I liked her version of “Ligaya.” The song was originally intended to be a man’s song for his “ginigiliw,” but one cannot help but get amused when a woman sings the song. If you know the lyrics of “Ligaya” by heart, you’ll get what I’m trying to say here.
The ho-hum versions:
“Pare ko” was the Eraserheads “flagship” song. Heck, it was a national anthem for uh, jilted lovers everywhere. It’s only natural that the song should be revived in the grandest manner possible, but what did we get? A disappointment. Sponge Cola’s take on the Heads classic is…well, its not bad, but its incredibly boring. Totally unremarkable. Remember how Ely Buendia did this song with all the angst and frustration of someone na “nagmukhang tanga at pinaasa?” without sounding too dramatic and mushy about it? The original was right on target, and also funny and witty at the same time. Sponge Cola is not fit to wipe Ely’s Converse sneakers.
Same goes to Cueshe and 6 Cycle mind, who did “Hard to Believe” and “Alapaap” respectively.
“With a Smile,” by Southborder is also that…just Ok. It’s easy on the ears, but terribly uninspiring. If it weren’t for Jay Durias’ gorgeous vocals, the song would have been depressingly flat.
Now the focus of my visceral anger: Who the fuck is responsible for putting in Barbie Almalbis for “Overdrive?” Have they run out of better singers? Her version is a total crap. I was on my way to the Fort when I first heard this version, and I remember wishing at that moment to kick Barbie in the ass.
I’ll do this in Tagalog: Putangina, napaka-lamya kumanta, pwede ba? Barbie is an ok songwriter, but her singing skills are totally overrated. One only needs to turn up the volume of the sound system and Barbie’s vocals will eat dust. She has this knack of turning every song into a cutesy-patootsy lullaby, sure, it may have worked for her boring acoustics songs, but never, NEVER do that to an Eraserheads original.
The song goes, “Magdri-drive ako hanggang Bicol…”
Hello. Eh baka kahit hanggang kanto lang nya di nya kaya mag-drive sa sobrang lamya nya. Gets?
And what’s a weakling like Paolo Santos doing with “Magasin,” a certified Heads hit? Dull, dull, dull!
What about Brownman Revival’s “Maling Akala?” One word: Ghastly. The reggae thing is a nice touch, but the way it was sung? Forget it. Yung lead vocalist, parang yung mga tambay na umaatungal sa kanto.
Shit.